Eminem. Musician. Actor. Academy Award and Grammy Award winner. Rapper that your mom has heard of, although not lately. 2000's "The Marshall Mathers LP" confused white liberals who did not know whether or not it was okay to like it. Welder.

Sir Tom Stoppard. Playwright. Academy Award winning screenwriter. Critic. When knighted was cited by queen for contributions to Elton John's "Honky Cat."

Edward Furlong. Actor. Best known for roles in Terminator 2: Judgment Day, starring California's governor (who, according to many stand-ups, speaks English with a comical accent) and American History X. Recently retired from acting to concentrate on paint therapy practice.

Keith Urban. Musician. Country singer. Australian (unconfirmed). Nicole Kidman partner whose sexuality is never questioned. Substance abuse issues jeopardize lipstick status.

Gino Vannelli. Singer. Musician. Canadian sex symbol (Toronto Star). Since 1985, lives outside Lake Arrowhead, CA, with life partner, only leaving the area to go to REI and judge karaoke competitions.

Marty Stuart. Singer. Songwriter. Country musician who has successfully mined the notion that someone has done him a disservice and alcohol can often relieve many of life's discomforts.

Ricky Gervais. Comic. Writer. Actor. Gifted entertainer and referee for women's flag football league in lower Manhattan.